Monday, August 29, 2016

Oh how I love Kratom! (A Poem About Kratom)

King Cabbage loves Kratom. He understands Kratom. And Kratom understands him. Kratom is almost as delectable as the Cabbage himself. Kratom has adventures, and the Cabbage is the King of Adventures. King Cabbage says that Kratom feels like his second wife, oh but without the dissociation and unwilling horniness. Cabbage says that Kratom is a no-strings-attached dreamland Wife. Cabbage loves Kratom, Kratom loves him. Cabbage never imagined he would see so much in a Kratom. He never imagined his eyes would go so Wide - perhaps he never saw the potential, in a Kratom. Kratom taught Cabbage great wonders. Kratom gave Cabbage a new outlook. With Kratom in his life, Cabbage eased out, Cabbage's kingsmanship became less about himself, and more about his people. The Cabbage understood now, and eased up. With Kratom at his side, Cabbage made his people beautiful, and pain-free. The Cabbage kingdom became a prosperous and fruitful one. The Cabbage kingdom became strong, and alert, and yet serene. 


King Cabbage never imagined such a world. 
With Kratom at Cabbages side, King Cabbage will never worry about a thing. They are unstoppable. 

King Cabbage & Kratom has made a beautiful world even more beautiful. Now Mr.Cabbage can Rest knowing he has the most beautiful ally at his side. If you'd like to become the leader of a more colorful world (or patch!), you should get your own Kratom...supply!

You can have a story just like Mister Cabbage, the King of Cabbages!

The ONLY limit is your Imagination.

Mr.Cabbage met Mrs.Kratom

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And, you can too!


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