We don't Smoke our Hell Up, We Smoke Our Minds Til We're Fucked Up ;)

Greetings all, 

I'm whats up Doc, here's my resume.

I like to think of myself as the do-gooder, but I'm also really damn funny.

Me and my pals we make Rhymes we do, and we shuffle the music around you. We play our cards well, we write over you fools!

...Now back to the point, what's up Doc?

We are the new Age of Psychedelic enthusiasts, having to bring the world back into a state of Momentum. Enlarging peace and making sure the society formed is under our tongue, ready to speak the whims of our greatest aspirations - as a whole, so we are writing our song in the Swamp of Mysteries, here, ready to disappear...and yet Appear. 

So lets get it! I like Oreos, I like Cake, I like Carrots, and I REALLY like Pliers. They are really cool for some reason - but not for no violent shinnit. 

..I'm just kidding, I don't like pliers, but I do like all that other stuff, oreos and cake, or just one or the other - are really really good. You know what else I like?

KAVA MAN. KAVA AND MARIJUANA!!

Those my PALS.

I'm a T.E Man, I buy my Kava from Top Extracts.{https://topextracts.com/idevaffiliate/idevaffiliate.php?id=107}

Oh how I love Kratom! (A Poem About Kratom)

King Cabbage loves Kratom. He understands Kratom. And Kratom understands him. Kratom is almost as delectable as the Cabbage himself. Kratom has adventures, and the Cabbage is the King of Adventures. King Cabbage says that Kratom feels like his second wife, oh but without the dissociation and unwilling horniness. Cabbage says that Kratom is a no-strings-attached dreamland Wife. Cabbage loves Kratom, Kratom loves him. Cabbage never imagined he would see so much in a Kratom. He never imagined his eyes would go so Wide - perhaps he never saw the potential, in a Kratom. Kratom taught Cabbage great wonders. Kratom gave Cabbage a new outlook. With Kratom in his life, Cabbage eased out, Cabbage's kingsmanship became less about himself, and more about his people. The Cabbage understood now, and eased up. With Kratom at his side, Cabbage made his people beautiful, and pain-free. The Cabbage kingdom became a prosperous and fruitful one. The Cabbage kingdom became strong, and alert, and yet serene. 

King Cabbage never imagined such a world. 

With Kratom at Cabbages side, King Cabbage will never worry about a thing. They are unstoppable. 

King Cabbage & Kratom has made a beautiful world even more beautiful. Now Mr.Cabbage can Rest knowing he has the most beautiful ally at his side. If you'd like to become the leader of a more colorful world (or patch!), you should get your own Kratom...supply!

You can have a story just like Mister Cabbage, the King of Cabbages!

The ONLY limit is your Imagination.

Mr.Cabbage met Mrs.Kratom

| HERE |

And, you can too!

A Further Run-Down of Us!

...A little more about us. We aren't some sycophant crew of brothers who are trying to ''spin the yarn'' of our witch brew upon the whole world. Just to let you know. We ARE 'get high' enthusiasts who are frequently found floating in the clouds in the summer time - and we make it damn sure clear that we can BREATHE the high out of YOUR NOSE and into someone elses. Yup, we're that magical.

So what does that mean?

I'm Psychedelia Man. 

| I love anything about psychedelics man! I love me some magic mushrooms! |
| I love anything about dramatic imagery, and I'm an artsy kinda guy!            |
|   I love floating so high that even the most motivated mara-gee-wanna enthusiasts can't catch me.                      |

I used to be a little like this...

Now I'm like this!

So now you understand me, No?

Oh, look at the time! I spent too much time rambling on about myself, now hear about my other writers...or see them.

Cabbage man is a Delectable Cabbage, THE Delectable Cabbage, the one-and-only. It's, he's, so strong, so powerful, he's got the world by his balls man! Cabbage, cabbage, he's super strong, he goes on to take over the world - he's just really cool man! Cabbage is crazy, he will throw green leaves at you 'til you Faint! Cabbage man likes to write about random stuff, and herbal voo-doo, he's a cool guy though, really!

What's up Doc is your average asshole. He likes talking about his exploits, prank calls, and his magnificent trips with Acid, GHB, and some other cool shit. What's up Doc also has a nauseatingly sick car, he'll tell 'ya about it! Cus its too cool for me! Man if you touch it, your hand will FREEZE! That's how kool it is!

So, alhhvk9eqoruith942892fhavihaslvdjaslvjaljfklrekjalvj WOOOHHHHHH! 
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Ok, I'm done. So have here m8's!

PuppetMaster Cabbage : The King of Cabbages Speaks

Sometimes I like to play the Victim, sometimes I like to throw confetti in the air just to see what people would say about my own defeat...only I didn't lose, it's just an illusion - and really, I'm the puppet master. Puppetmaster Cabbage.
...I hold a Game over your head, to see if your brain bleeds, from all the confusion and mirage seeds. I'm innumerable, a player of trick cards, a palette of mystery, a neglected history, and yet infamous misery, I'm the one who has trampled through the stack of lard just to show who owns the Cards.

I'm a simple cabbage, and yet a sophisticated havoc, raising hell over the slightest things just to think you ''have it'', but there's no justice for you, nor for me, there's no sunlight for you, not for me, because I am so delectably deceiving that even your eyes can't help but pay attention. I have the street lights on, only cus I want 'em on, but in this strange city, anything is possible. It's like Twilight, and I'm the Twilight King, an image of tomorrow. An image I can't be, and yet am. I'm walking the stairs to the starry throne, because when a cabbage sits HIGH it sees all. When's the last time you saw cabbage as royalty? When's the last time you saw CABBAGE stir up trouble? When's the last time you looked at a cabbage and said, ''damn, he could be the next McVeigh?'' - or the next unabomber. Do you know what you've done? You've all created a cabbage catastrophe. Soon it's gonna be raining cabbages, whole cabbages ready to sock you in yer' noggin. Cabbages are heavy man! Don't think even a heavy-WEIGHT can take us, our bulk, our body, our green fluffy good-ness.

This city, this country, this world is not ready for a Cabbage. But it has to take it, it has to feel it. It has to understand what has to happen. Cabbage MUST WIN. Cabbage WILL WIN.

-The Delectable Cabbage, The One-and-Only

...A Further Explanation.

I may not have been too descriptive in my original post, or perhaps, more than likely my post didn't correctly go over the actual, practical goals of this blog. The truth is we are simply a group of free-spirited, see-the-beauty in everything and everyone hippies who also have a passion in art & science. Our beauty is your beauty and as such, we long for the general health and vibrance of each human being who visits this blog. 

We will be posting about.

• How to transform our minds.
• How to use music to enhance our motivation.
• We will use sarcasm, wit, and comedy to bring those deep, reluctant laughs to your being.
• We will help you strive to your health & artistic goals.
• Discuss herbs for pain-management and enlightening of the mind.
• Discuss, in length and passion, Psychedelic herbs and drugs, and utilize this information with care because its about gentle magic, not staining our hearts and our minds with relentless recklessness.
• Seeing the beauty in everything and elevating the perception and reality of everything.

That is our true goal, to make you see as we see, the World of Color, and Personality, and Differences, and Equality. To bring a fruitful union of body& mind, spirit and soul. Summer and Winter. Spring and Fall. This is the magic of our being.

Attest to it. Be one with us. I'm getting weird again aren't I? But that's OK - we're all weird. Every last one of us. We're human. We're ourselves. We are living. We are breathing. We are wild & Free. Peaceful and Sane. Mad and Raging. Hasty and Lazy. Glowing and Flowing. Bringing and Leading. Charging and Recharging. Always.

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A Whole Nuther World Awaits You...

Welcome.

I encourage you to Gaze into the eye below. It's a powerful fortune of yours, waiting...

...Just waiting. For your imagination to be put forth, with courage, with magic, with swift elegance, with determination, and pursuit of your desires. Your unwavering support to our site will go a long way in bolstering your spirit for the 'other world'. 

But we aren't asking for anything.

Just support in spirit and in will. And Creative Input. That, is always welcome.

Our little hub. It's goal is one that no one shall forsee, except your most impervious and resilience nerve cells, it's your level. If your head is splitting then I will lend you a hand, and bring alleviation on your temple. When your temple becomes our Temple - that is our Dream. We are herbalists, magicians, psychedelia fanatics and psychedelic immortalists. We are here. We are forever. We are Mystical. Join us.