"He Was An Insignificant Chap" - A Short Story Untold About A Rhyming Idiots Truth 2018

"He was An Insignificant Chap"

That's what some poor asshole named ME was confronted with in a Bar...but unfortunately those other "Chaps" were also called Insignificant, much by the Same Blonde-Haired Crew Cut JERK with a Gray-Black Jumpsuit-lookin' shit on his Vest...Chest. 

I know that if you say such things - you often hurt peoples feelings!

Likewise, if you HEAR those type of things, you get to entitle yourself with the cozy memoir of "YOU HURTT MY FWEELINGS" (Ownage Pranks: REFERENCE)

...Or for ME - you simply are Left with THIS Face On. 

Yup Ladies and Gentlemen - that's me the Man known as "Psychedelia Man" or "M-Psychedelia" AKA I Am The King of Psychedelics/Psychedelia.

...And I Was so Shit-Face scared at this Dude - wait, you say...

"What Does Shit-Face Scared Mean!?"

...Well of course it means ME IN THAT MOMENT! DUH!

But No, It means I was DRUNK, TIRED AND SCARED. 

:O

WOW.

...How does that Happen!?

Well IT JUST HAPPENS, OF COURSE.

 And you know the thing is... (a phrase I say all too often, often out of PURE SARCASM)

...I don't want NO-TROUBLE, yah' NO PROBLEMS with these DIRTY Good-fer'Nuthin SOB's - but the BAR is so damn FANCY down the Street that I could probably take a Satchel of Kava Kava, Salvia and Kratom and CONVINCE a whole Crowd to Smoke that SH!T with me!!! ALL OF IT.

...That's just how COOL these fellas' are, Normally...

Unfortunately, Rocky Balboa came back as a light-haired Man with an Anger Problem leveling on the Order of Magnitude of 1200!!!

...Now you know - that IF I was to say that NON-HUMANS existed or MAYBE even the NEPHILLIM or so-called "Giants" or Giant People of The Bible...then *MAYBE*, JUST MAYBE I'd be more Pleased than Scared and quite *possibly* BOTH at the Same Damn' Friggin' Time!

...But that's just NOT Rational, Right?

But then - SALVIA DIVINORUM (Diviner's Sage) would tend to DISAGREE - I SWEAR that Shit really Opens My Mind to the NetherWorld (er-uhm I mean NetherRealm) of Mortal Kombat: Deception and Back! My God...Shao Khan is ALIVE and WELL hiding with/among the YAKUZA (Japanese Mafia) and also among the Chinese Triads in Shanghai.

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